As out story opens our hero is perched high in the rafters of the Rebel hanger
bay with a pair of binoculars, scanning the floor for the elusive Sopwith Camel.
Our hero is in a bit of hurry to find the tiny craft as he is suffering from
severe stomach cramps and is doing the poo poo dance on the rafters.
"Where the hell is it?"
As the pain in his stomach grows, Woody hears an unfamilar voice in his head,
saying "Use the force stoopid!"
"Wha!?, Who said that?"
The voice replies,"Nevermind that, its over there."
At that moment a large glowing hand appears, pointing right at the little red
craft.
"Uh, thanks!"
Wasting no time our hero quickly swoops down from the rafters leaving little
dribblets along the way. Landing on the craft, Woody quickly pulls out a roll
of TP and a Playbird mag and sets in to the bussiness at hand.
"AAHHhhhhhhh..."
Submitted by WoodStock
With painstaking aim, BlkPnthr watches Woody make his run. In about mid flight,
he draws up a slingshot loaded with a Rock?! Releasing it, the stone hurtles
through the air, and finds it's mark on Woody's backside, plugging his sphincter.
"Crap!" yells Woody in pain...
"Prescicely," says BP to himself.
Submitted by Black Panther
*Mental note to self* ....! Next time I make mental suggestions in someones
head,make sure I check the area first to see if its clear! It would have been
fun to see BP's reaction to the new paint job on his ship!
Submitted by Snoopy
*sneaks up behind BP and plants a boulder up his tail end* NO MESSING WITH
BIRDIES YOU BAD PUTTY TAT*ties the bad putty tats tail in a huge knot*
Submitted by Warrior
At a much later date.....
"The kittykat is gone!", snickers, Woody excitedly.
Our hero quickly flies to the Cobra squad section of the hanger bay and finds
a roost over top of Black Panther's parked starfighter.
"Dinner droid!" yells Woody
A dinner droid quickly flys to Woodys side. "Yes Sir, What would you like?"
Our hero ponders a moment. "I would like rasin bran as an appatizer,and for
the main course i would like Pinto beans,pickled eggs,two beef and bean burritos,kruat,and
a twevle pack of BUD. K chop chop."
"Yes Sir, Right away Sir." Replied the flyin serving platter with arms.
The little droid quickly flies off to the mess hall and returns with Woody's
order.
"Here you go Sir, I hope everything is to your liking."
"Hmmm Mnnn, Hey before you go, fly down to that starfighter and open the cockpit
for me."
"Yes Sir." replied the little droid.
The Dinner Driod flies down and open the cockpit and quickly flies off to the
mess hall.
Our hero quickly devoures his meal and 12 pack of BUD.
"BEEEEEELLLLCH!!!, This shouldn't take long., HeeHee"
It only takes a few minutes for the power mixture to work its way through the
little bird and already our hero is feeling the PAIN of the POO POO DANCE.
"OOhh this is gonna hurt, but its worth it." says our little hero.
With no straining invovled our hero deposits his hot steaming mass into Black
Panther's cockpit for one solid hour.
"Hmmm, No TP." With no toilet paper to use our hero fly down into BP's cockpit
and land on the head rest and sets in to rubbing his butt clean on the head
rest.
"Vengence is Mine, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Submitted by Woodstock
After returning from a few days of R&R, BlkPnthr walks into the bay area and
sees his fighter sitting there. Giving it the once over as he normally does
after being away, he notices a trail of Woody markings leading from the cockpit
away from the bay area. Following the trail he finds Woody's quarters, and grins
evilly to himself.
"So this is your little hiding spot eh? Guess I am going to make a trip to
the pound."
Submitted by Black Panther
After borrowing Murdock's fighter, while his is being sanitized, BP returns
with a large crate.
Heading back to Woodstock's hideout with a large grin, he thinks to himself
"This will fix you, you phesant." In big print on the side of the crate is a
sign, reading "Caution: Handle at your own risk"
Reaching the stomping grounds of the small bird, he spreads catnip and all
sorts of paraphenalia(Spelling error? It's early!) to keep a cat occupied till
Woodstock's return. Then with a sadistic laugh, he opens the crate and watches
20 or so wild cats scamper out of the box. Hissing and spitting, the cats head
straight for the catnip.
BP walks away chuckling to himself....
Submitted by Black Panther
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