All New Recruits please report for briefing

[Acehigh]

*S*  Ok newbies listen up.  Since nobody else has done this I guess I will   *can't wait to hear what tank's gonna do to me after this lol*  As far as I know right now we should have two new recruits.  Fireyone and Sivar.  Basically what I'm gonna do is lay down the law so ya'll don't get into to much trouble round here.  Think of this as the RBL unofficial handbook. 

Law 1:  Please refrain from using profanity on this board or any board attached to this station.  We like to think of ourselves as a family ect.  Insanity, humiliation, jokes, riff raff, and general shinanagins are all encouraged.

Law 2:  When we get bored (or not playing much online gaming) we will engage in some posts that will be RPG like.  We all have characters that we have tailored to our personal liking.  You two will also be granted the ability to create your own character.  But we need to keep some things in perspective.  Look at it like this you two are greenhorns in the Rebel Alliance/New Republic and we are showing your the ropes and how to survive against the Empire.  Right now your characters should have pretty limited skills and can not be jedi.  If you play nice and follow all the laws there is always the chance you could be found to be force sensitive.  Only one man has walked into this recruiting office as a jedi...................and that was me lol (can see tank's smile now)

Law 3:  If we are free any of the veterans of RBL station would be more than happy to assist you in flight training/gaming tips and skills.  Just don't ask us how to land..........

Law 4:  you must read all posts on this message board titled "news".  very important info is passed on in these posts.

Law 5:  Never speak the name of the big black and white thing you see round the station

Law 6:  If your not having fun, your not doing something right lol

Law 7:  Report to Tank's office at 0600 coruscant standard time for your equipment check out

Dismissed  *S*

[M1A2Tanker]

....they have equipment?   

[Goku1]

Of course they have equipment Tank!!

remmember the toothbrush and the container of Comet cleaner?

[Acehigh]

I was led to believe that equipment and bsc processing was all your job mate lol.  I got the "tech" stuff handled.........ummmmmmm as long as they don't need any work done to their assigned fighters.....*snickers*

[Goku1]

Oh, you mean the rusty piles of junk we used to fly that have gallons of dried Wookie slobber in the seats from where the mechanics crawl in there ans sleep? THOSE assigned ships?? 

[Man53]

They get gear?! 

I'm with Tank on this one....

When did we start assigning toothbrushes?

GEORGE /snicker could use one or seven.
Wraith should have the honor of helping him out.
(Last I heard the last creature died from the breath and gumming alone, granted it was Goku's pet hampster, nobody really knows WHAT happened to it, but it either was incinerated in an energy blast, or he burried it from the .... pastey remains of the gumming)

[Fireyone233]

I went to my rust bucket and cleaned out redid the cockpit to my like and I found Gokus hampster with a lady friend taking care of there babys

*puts the cage down.*

Oh do we have any rust away spary need to fix the enginse with one. Oh and by the way I found Aslans second stash of rooties in the back of the old seet so I had some the tasted great theres enough left for everyone.

*looks over and See the thing know as goerge.*

except him.

[Wraith]

L-a-n-d-i-n-g....  Hmmm  I can't find this word in any dictionary.  Does anyone know what this is?  Do we even have those or is it some kind of drink??

Speaking of those rust buckets the one in the far corner all piled in a heap is mine and I still say its a new paint sceme the mechanics developed to scare the enemy and not actual rust, but then again I haven't flown in a while so I could be wrong, I still like the color though...

Whats with the big white and black thing Ace???  ohhhh right you mean the Rampant Panda...aw man  why is it always me....  Gahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!   *sluuuurp*


Wraith
Landing Specialist

[Man53]

I think its time to put the panda down for a little while, does anybody have any more of those tranquilizers? I remember I could only find one specific type that worked well with this guy, but we could really use it right now, he just tore up my entire quarters, and he stole my bed/cot/matress and stuck it under Goku's.... Come to think of it, I wonder if Goku did that!

☼§☼

[Acehigh]

no no no wraith we moved your fighter mate........yours is the red and white one that looks like a bulls-eye.......

[Wraith]

Ohhh pretty color combination I bet it goes really fast too.... I like, I like     Hmmm  are you sure its only supposed to be painted on the aft section?  Seems to me that only you guys will see it then and not the enemy..  Hmmm  Oh well   

[Fireyone233]

Warith they want you dead if they painted your fighter with bullseyes and do you have any rust-be-gone I still need it to Fixs my Z-95 headhunter I was whishing for the upgraded model the R-41 starchaser but I'll work with what I got.

[Man53]

  Shame on you Fireyone, we'd never want Wraith dead, but he does make an EXCELENT decoy!

**Scratch scratch!, Bump, screach, scratch**

"R2Vader do that more quietly please!"

Oh By the way Fireyone, I've sent R2Vader to make a few modifications to your Z-95, I've added a florescent pink polka-dot paint-job to your craft, don't worry though, nobody will see it if you've been doing the training we've told you to do. The paint only reacts to energy obsorbed from blaster cannons and lasers from space craft. Its also quite handy because its absorbtion, it will actually help you survive through heavier fights in space.

[M1A2Tanker]

Warith they want you dead if they painted your fighter with bullseyes and do you have any rust-be-gone I still need it to Fixs my Z-95 headhunter I was whishing for the upgraded model the R-41 starchaser but I'll work with what I got.

Thou has much to learn about the power of tongue-in-cheek joking. 

[Man53]

Thats the term I was looking for