All New Recruits please report for briefing

[Aslan]

 Aslan after doing his inventory at the bar yells out:yub yub Ninjas find my rooties the reward will be great! and deal with the perpatraitors in the manner of your choosing!!! The Ninja ewoks quickly vanish off.............

[Goku1]

I have a pet hampster? Since when?

<_< >_>

*Grabs Firyone* I DO NOT have a hampster, got it? You didn't see anything. Got it? No hamster.

[Fireyone233]

Ok you don't have a hampster but i do have *gets shifty eyes  * Aslans pee tree MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Runs with the Pee-Tree over his head.*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pulls out his trusty shock toy murphy*

WHO WANTS SOME!?!?!?!?

[Goku1]

I belive the ninjas won't be happy...

*runs and hides*

[Fireyone233]

I don't fear them at all.

*the ninjas surround Fireyone233 wih Knives Pointy knives ready for stabing.*

Ok Murphy Lets get ready to rumble!

[Goku1]

*turns on the holocams to capture the carnage to come, then hides*

[Man53]

  this ought to be a GREAT SHOW!....

Fireyone learns soon the pain of the blue .... thing.... 

The pee-tree is a sacred item to this hangar FO, and you're going to really really need to wash your hands after holding that thing, maybe take a few showers aswell, but good luck, trust me man, whoever holds the pee-tree, has a horrible future ahead of them, i wish the ewoks great strength in breating you senceless.

☼§☼

[Fireyone233]

*Suddenly tou hear a loud MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! coming from the place witht the ninja ewoks.*

COME GET ME SUCKAS

* Runs up the wall doing one of the overused matrixs moves to run up the side of the wall.*

THE PEE TREE IS MI *SMACK* ow what the.....uh oh

*Fireyone233 ran face first into the big blue ewoks wookie thing know as aslan.*

Crap